If y'all thought I hate Natalie, you're wrong. She annoys me on occasion, but generally she's just an amusement.
Natalie doesn't hold a night-light to the type of seething, vile, hell-fire of a hatred I hold for Numbnuts. I fucking hate her. If she were trapped in a house fire I wouldn't call 911. And I'd hide every matchstick and lighter I own.
I could probably go through and post screenshots of Numbnuts being a horrible twat, but it's better when she does the talking. She started a video blog called, "My Sad Story" (pretty creative, that one) and posted hours of fake crying, lies, and blatant attention-seeking. She claims the videos are to tell her experience with CPS, but are instead a poorly masked attempt to get her boyfriend back. Her priorities are thinly veiled, but I'll let her show you. She let's it all seep out eventually.
Hear that fake crying sound she tries to make when she talks about her daughter? Get used to it. There's a lot more of that to come in later videos. After you've seen these videos enough times you'll start to notice a pattern on what elicits almost-tears. It's when she's talking about herself. She's intending it to sound like the tears are for her daughter but replace the word "daughter" with "toy/object/possession/thing" and you'll hear the real message.
"CPS has taken my toy away from me."
"I have a beautiful 6-year-old object."
Says bio-dad ran out her and daughter (notice she lists herself first). Doesn't mention the part about getting caught cheating, numerous times (in a gang-bang once. Classy.), requiring abortions because she didn't know if bio-dad was the father, her insane temper, her pension for blowing money, the vandalism to his cars after their breakup, her being arrested for walking into his apartment like she owned the place and assaulting him, and the whole being a psychopath thing. "Ex-fiance" took over the fatherly role when bio-dad left because he was the last one she got caught cheating with.
Interesting that she can't keep her timeline straight when it comes to the drug use. "Just recently I decided to get on a medication called adderall." and then, "Months go by... with us being on that medication." She keeps using the word "medication" because that makes it sound legal. It's a drug. She asked for it from a doctor with the intention of abusing it for weight loss. (Yes, I have screenshots of her admitting to it somewhere. No, I'm not in the mood to dig that far into my cache-o'-crazy). She talks in the video like she had no idea what the side effects of taking meth-in-a-pill would do to them. Before she decided to quit her job to go to school for real estate she was in nursing school. Bitch, please. Additionally, she gets this odd sing-song voice that sounds like, "Well, if my doctor didn't make it so easy to get this drug, we wouldn't have had this problem. It's the doctor's fault really."
Let's talk about this little cancer scare. I cracked up at this part when I first saw the video. She wants the pity vote, but she'll get none from me. An abnormal pap smear and "possible cancer" is caused by HPV. Y'know, genital warts. HPV usually clears up on it's own in a year or two. So chances are likely (with her track record, guaranteed) that she contracted the disease while she was with her boyfriend. Too bad he's too stupid to know any of this.
Did anyone else notice that by the end of this video she'd completely forgotten the purpose of her documentary? Her priorities are so out of whack it's no wonder CPS took her daughter. Here's a fucking pie chart.
Anywho, there are 16 more videos from Numbnuts. The rest will need to be broken up 2 or 3 times because they are way too long for Blogger so we're looking at another 30 more blogs of ripping her apart. Ugh. I'll probably abandon this project after the first 6. Hopefully not because the last 3 get REALLY crazy. Stay tuned.
