Introducing Crystal Betch. C'mon Crystal, give us a twirl.
A lot like Attention Whore Duckface, but on a whole new disgusting level.
Could we be more ironic?
Seriously, scrub your nails. That's nasty.
Of her 45 profile pics, these ones are her favorites. I don't think she'll mind the share. I think she might like attention?
Crystal is my latest fan.
She even created a Facebook page to advertise my blog for me. I always love free blog traffic.
What's really fucking sad is this "loose" lipped vagina thinking she can stand on a soapbox about integrity.
Do any of these girls even know what a BFF is? Or are girl bonds so fleeting in their lives that any form of perceived loyalty is deemed a best friendship?
#WTFisWithTheExcessiveHashtags #AreHashtagsStillAThing #ThatsNotEvenMyLastName
#FakeHo? I don't get it. Is that worse than a real ho?
Some explanation on Natalie: She called a truce after the "new girlfriend" threat was lifted and she couldn't stomach another blog post. After chatting for all of ten minutes she figured out what everyone does -- I'm not a horrible person. Gasp! I know, right? She also knows from experience that I'm better to have in your corner than I am as an enemy. I have to hand it to Natalie. She was fucking persistent. But we're going to shelve that for awhile and play with some new bitches! It's time the Burn Book got some fresh faces anyway.
Gawd, she can't even get my misspelled hashtag name right.
Also, I'm an infamous blogger now. You heard it here first, folks!
I hate to break it to you toots, but you can't post a bunch of Barbie, Buffy, Gossip Girl, Mean Girls memes, song lyrics, duckface selfies from your iPhone and call yourself a boss. You're basic as fuck. I'm sorry no one's told you.
It's important to know when you're out of your league.
Bow down, #BasicBetch.
(Look! I hashtagged your name, too! Are we BFFs now?)
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