There was a bunch of shit in the middle, but let's just skip to the fun stuff, m'kay?
Wait, wait. Before I get to the recent screenshots I just want to share this one. Because I like to have ample foreshadowing and irony in my storytelling.
Okay. Let's begin.
As of January 28th, 2016 the lovebirds were back on like they hadn't missed a beat. Their friends were left feeling like they'd missed the memo.
In the same speed-dating style as the year prior, they're engaged within the typical employment probationary period. Because we learned our lesson the last time?
But it's Junkie approved, so it must be destined for eternity!
#RIP
One week later and he's already her husband? Umm, no. She's just confused how the process of courtship works. Boyfriend > Fiance > then Husband.
I don't know who this was directed at, but it's all pretty funny now. Edit: I found the old screenshot. Nothing says shotgun wedding quite like, "How do I spell my last name, again?"
They made it legal 2 months after that.
6 weeks and the newlyweds are sooooo happy! That's a change of heart from the last time around!
Can I just say that Steve's mom makes me laugh, though? "Haha" indeed, Shell!
Another ironic post.
The still-newlyweds seem to be getting along, joking about their daughter together.
Sidebar: In the year or so of their marriage, they had a son. Marisa was thoroughly convinced that breastfeeding was 100% effective birth control. There was some controversy over the naming of that child. Should it follow suit with the basic white trash names Marisa is so fond of? Or should Steve be able to name the extra mouth he has to feed?
Do I smell blood in the water?
Whoa, whoa, whoa. It's only been 26.5 hours since we were a big ol' happy family! But, damn I love it when they argue with each other on public forums like adults.
That escalated quickly. Unhealthy living conditions? Like, rats? Trash everywhere? A disgusting, nasty, lazy mess left by a slovenly housewife with no job? Might I also mention all of this transpired in less than 48 hours since the parenting inside-jokes?
"Whoa what?" I wish I could say I'm surprised, but I'm not a liar. Amused? Just a pinch.
Papers were filed. Their marriage lasted 16 months. Wow.
For what it's worth, I am also 'feeling entertained'.
At this point I was watching her life burn down in real time. Yes, I had popcorn.
I don't think she's taking it well.
I'll be sure to keep an eye out as this story develops.
Let's see this one again:
Shell is my mom not my sister. Felicia is my sister. But its cool.
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